You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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