Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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