He is an equal opportunity slut.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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