I have demons in me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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