I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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