I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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