why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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