No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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