What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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