Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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