out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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