I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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