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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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