Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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