thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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