To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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