She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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