Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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