Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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