just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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