:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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