rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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