Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I enjoy the company of your penis
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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