Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
