You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I got inside last night via doggy door
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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