So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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