I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
