I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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