so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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