fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cockslap morals
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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