I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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