that's an acceptable place to lick
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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