i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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