i jhust puked up my retainher.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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