therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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