Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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