I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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