Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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