You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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