I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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