have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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