Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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