I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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