Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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