I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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