i would punch a child for taco bell
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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