It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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