I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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