I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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