Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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