You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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