omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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