Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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