so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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