she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
