just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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