oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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